furry trainwrecks

Caught this bit while browsing the newest admin journal for people complaining about the GoFundMe thing. Leilani has always been a piece of work, but this is exceptionally crazy.

(the last comment isn’t trimmed, there was just a lot of empty space after that paragraph)

do you hate furries or are you just highlighting the weird shit in the furry fandom?
Anonymous

I’d say about 40/60, depending on the day. This blog is primarily weird shit with a sprinkling of dumb fucks run by someone who’s been in the fandom for a long, long time and attends furmeets and conventions willingly and enjoys them.

There’s a lot to dislike in the furry fandom, even from the standpoint of someone involved with it. The whole internet ~~furry hate~~ is so 2005 passe and most folks have moved on to different things to hate.

Like Homestuck or Superwholock.

(via Figurine 323 (Giselle owo) by neofox7 — Fur Affinity [dot] net)
After a long and exhausting flight they finally made it to Brazil. They rented a car and start driving to the Brazilian jungles trying to find Buck. So how do you think Buck got so buff said Eddie. I don’t no replied Crash maybe he worked out. Yeah he did if he’s got a body like that. Hopefully he will tell us the same workout techniques he you so we can have bodies like him. After a little bit of a drive they finally reached a small cabin in the middle of the jungle. I don’t think nobody’s home said Crash it looks like it’s been abandoned for years. But that’s how Buck likes his homes replied Eddie. They stop the car and got out to examine the house. Indeed it was abandoned even the wood was rotting from the outside. When they reach the window on the left side the only thing they could see was a small bed. Then a door open inside the house showing a bathroom and Buck in the doorway. He was covered with a towel and walked to the bed. He sat down and started licking his bicep. What the fuck is he doing said Eddie looking at Crash like he knew the answer. I don’t know reply Crash whatever he doing is weird. I agree. They continue to watch as they saw Buck taken off his towel showing them his cock. Then he laid down on bed and started stroking himself wile continuing to lick his bicep. They were in shock to see there former master worshiping himself like this. After 2 minutes of watching this Eddie tap on the glass and yelled” What the hell are you doing man. Buck was startled when he heard that. And shot a little bit of cum out of his dick and looked up. He then said” Why haven’t seen you to in a while. Do you want to come in. Put on some underwear then will come in said Eddie. After waiting outside at front door for a little bit Buck finally home open and now was sporting camo underwear. They walked in and sat on his divine letter couch and he sat in a chair made out of tiger skin. So what can I help you with guys said Buck wile poring some rum into a glass. We need to be stronger said Crash. Will I don’t train people but because I like you guys I’m going to train you. So what kinds of muscles you need biceps legs stomach. We need all of our muscles in tiptop shape said Eddie. Why are you going to plan on being bodybuilders. No we’re going to be male strippers. Then Eddie took out the wanted ad and handed it to Buck. He looked at it slowly seeing all the details of what they were looking for in their employees. He put the paper on the table and he said” You now I was in the stripper game once”. My stage name was commander weasel. I always appear on stage always wearing different types of camo speedos. Actually remember give a girl a lap dance while wearing my desert ops underwear. That’s the lifestyle we want said Crash we want girls rubbing and licking us just like you were in your bedroom. By the way said Eddie why were you even doing that. Well it’s a long story. I remember I was hunting in the jungle. Then I came across this mysterious orange group in a pit. I decided to look at it then I accidentally fell in. I came out fine and decide to go back home. When I got on my bed my body started to hurt. I have is unbelievable pain run from my entire body. I went to the mirror in the see if anything happens during my painful experience. Then I saw my muscle start to grow. At first I was flipping out but then halfway for a white felt very sexy. After it was done I grew 2 inches taller and I was ripped. But ever since then I also have is unbelievable craving of jerking off. I guess that’s the one big side effect of my elixir. I get a god like body if I don’t jerk off my muscles start to shrink. Sense I told you about my shortcut you have two choices. One can stay with me and train building muscle slowly over time. Or I take you to my elixir so you guys can and get what I have. Now make your choice wise… We choose the second option they both sat in the excitement. Are you sure you have the torture of always having the pleasure yourselves. We don’t care man as long as were big and strong. (via The Elixir Part 2 by 951237 — Fur Affinity [dot] net)

After a long and exhausting flight they finally made it to Brazil. They rented a car and start driving to the Brazilian jungles trying to find Buck. So how do you think Buck got so buff said Eddie. I don’t no replied Crash maybe he worked out. Yeah he did if he’s got a body like that. Hopefully he will tell us the same workout techniques he you so we can have bodies like him. After a little bit of a drive they finally reached a small cabin in the middle of the jungle. I don’t think nobody’s home said Crash it looks like it’s been abandoned for years. But that’s how Buck likes his homes replied Eddie. They stop the car and got out to examine the house. Indeed it was abandoned even the wood was rotting from the outside. When they reach the window on the left side the only thing they could see was a small bed. Then a door open inside the house showing a bathroom and Buck in the doorway. He was covered with a towel and walked to the bed. He sat down and started licking his bicep. What the fuck is he doing said Eddie looking at Crash like he knew the answer. I don’t know reply Crash whatever he doing is weird. I agree. They continue to watch as they saw Buck taken off his towel showing them his cock. Then he laid down on bed and started stroking himself wile continuing to lick his bicep. They were in shock to see there former master worshiping himself like this. After 2 minutes of watching this Eddie tap on the glass and yelled” What the hell are you doing man. Buck was startled when he heard that. And shot a little bit of cum out of his dick and looked up. He then said” Why haven’t seen you to in a while. Do you want to come in. Put on some underwear then will come in said Eddie. After waiting outside at front door for a little bit Buck finally home open and now was sporting camo underwear. They walked in and sat on his divine letter couch and he sat in a chair made out of tiger skin. So what can I help you with guys said Buck wile poring some rum into a glass. We need to be stronger said Crash. Will I don’t train people but because I like you guys I’m going to train you. So what kinds of muscles you need biceps legs stomach. We need all of our muscles in tiptop shape said Eddie. Why are you going to plan on being bodybuilders. No we’re going to be male strippers. Then Eddie took out the wanted ad and handed it to Buck. He looked at it slowly seeing all the details of what they were looking for in their employees. He put the paper on the table and he said” You now I was in the stripper game once”. My stage name was commander weasel. I always appear on stage always wearing different types of camo speedos. Actually remember give a girl a lap dance while wearing my desert ops underwear. That’s the lifestyle we want said Crash we want girls rubbing and licking us just like you were in your bedroom. By the way said Eddie why were you even doing that. Well it’s a long story. I remember I was hunting in the jungle. Then I came across this mysterious orange group in a pit. I decided to look at it then I accidentally fell in. I came out fine and decide to go back home. When I got on my bed my body started to hurt. I have is unbelievable pain run from my entire body. I went to the mirror in the see if anything happens during my painful experience. Then I saw my muscle start to grow. At first I was flipping out but then halfway for a white felt very sexy. After it was done I grew 2 inches taller and I was ripped. But ever since then I also have is unbelievable craving of jerking off. I guess that’s the one big side effect of my elixir. I get a god like body if I don’t jerk off my muscles start to shrink. Sense I told you about my shortcut you have two choices. One can stay with me and train building muscle slowly over time. Or I take you to my elixir so you guys can and get what I have. Now make your choice wise… We choose the second option they both sat in the excitement. Are you sure you have the torture of always having the pleasure yourselves. We don’t care man as long as were big and strong. (via The Elixir Part 2 by 951237 — Fur Affinity [dot] net)

(via Sweetcheeks Pin! by Nargleflex — Fur Affinity [dot] net)
Diablo is often seen hanging out with the rest of Rey’s family members when they’re on Rey’s private backyard beach sexing each other. Diablo does often have sex with the other members also, and he does try to keep his diaper always wet no matter what’s happening around him. (via Diablo S. Smith Coyote Vampire by King_Kangaroo — Fur Affinity [dot] net)

Diablo is often seen hanging out with the rest of Rey’s family members when they’re on Rey’s private backyard beach sexing each other. Diablo does often have sex with the other members also, and he does try to keep his diaper always wet no matter what’s happening around him. (via Diablo S. Smith Coyote Vampire by King_Kangaroo — Fur Affinity [dot] net)

Those are certainly words you’re using, but I don’t think you ever learned how to string them together into anything that makes sense.

Those are certainly words you’re using, but I don’t think you ever learned how to string them together into anything that makes sense.

Scared?
Anonymous

Absolutely petrified.

Since Rommell made an appearance here today, I thought I’d do a quick sweep of his Facebook and I came across a lovely status and also a page he created for his missing dog. I’d like to highlight the middle of the about sidebar up there, and also the image below it, which was posted on the same page.