Potential Horsefucker nickers, “Maybe they’re hiding out from that conservative legislator that got the new bestiality law passed, the one that he probably coppied from a Puritain text.”

Potential Horsefucker nickers, “Yes, after they put in that new law, if your doggy licks you in the wrong place and someone snaps a cell picture, you could be setup for ten or more years of hard time.  If you tortured that same dog to death, you’d most likely wind up with a fine and a year or two worth of suspended sentence.”

Cat (OOC) says, “In any event, the Washington law to ban bestiality in the wake of the Enumclaw man’s death was bipartisan and passed unianimously in both houses and was signed by the Democratic Governor, so let’s not go slinging mud with respect to how it’s all Puritanical conservatives trying to keep the man down.”

Potential Horsefucker nickers, “It shows the power of media frenzy that no one dared appose it.”

( Anti-beastiality laws, are usually brought forth by animal rights groups that use fabricated diagrams, to ‘prove’ that animals are unable to give consent or feel pleasure.  Diagrams that any qualified veterinarian can tell you are incredibly inaccurate. ) [ Dream ]

Potential Horsefucker nickers, “That’s odd double-think that they think their dogs enjoy being petted but can’t feel pleasure.”

Cat (OOC) says, “No one dares oppose it because most people, i.e. voters, find the idea viscerally repellant, and so any legislator who opposed it would be labeled a horsefucker and would be thrown out of office.”

Potential Horsefucker nickers, “Ironically the stallion that performed the coma splice was not hurt at all.  He was just a bit too enthusiastic.  Apparently the dead man had done it with other stallions and lived.”

Potential Horsefucker nickers, “er the colon splice”

Logic thinks that if you haven’t spotted the risk of being fucked by a horse, then you kinda deserve your Darwin Award.

Today I witnessed people actually defending the practice of bestiality. This is not the first time I’ve witnessed this sort of conversation. Chibabios on Furnet had quite the habit of talking about why he couldn’t screwlove his dog due to Washington state laws enacted after the Mr. Hands incident.

I don’t hang out on Furnet anymore, at least.